Monday, December 14, 2009

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!


Feast your eyes on nature in the making. That, dear readers, is a Chia Christmas tree in its infant stages.

Zach received this Chia tree as a birthday gift. At first glance I'd thought wow, a Chia Pet, wait it's a Christmas tree, huh? A closer look revealed that the Chia kit included a light up star for the top of the tree and the star continually changes color. Again wow, but this time it was because a little classmate had given Zach the perfect gift. Not only does he love Christmas trees, but he love loves stars and he love love loves stars that change color. I kid you not.

Zach was not interested in the "planting" of the Chia Christmas tree so Jake and I tackled it without him. Possibly easier that way. Because I am a rule-follower, I read through twice the enclosed instructions on growing the Chia. The Chia and the seeds, separately but simultaneously, were soaked in water for one hour. Then the gooey seed paste was carefully applied by hand to the tree. Jake did his best and then I had to come after him and re-smooth the seed paste. Because I am that way. And the directions clearly stated to "take care not to clump seeds."

We placed the Chia tree in the provided drip tray and filled the tree with water. Done. But then I noticed that some seeds had slipped onto the trunk area. Hmmm. What to do? I checked the directions again. No mention of wiping seeds from the trunk. Should I attempt to clean off these runaway seeds? The runaway seeds that were beginning to CLUMP. I decided to leave well enough alone. The drip tray had started living up to its name and I feared making a mess of the trunk and disturbing the other seeds.

Ok, so on to the star topper for the Chia tree! Another hmmm. If I place the star wand in the tree opening, then it will be in water. Drat. The tree is not the same without the cool star but I can't risk the wand in the water. Maybe we'll do the star when the tree is grown. That is, if we don't lose the star wand before the tree is grown.

I'm thinking that the Chia tree was the perfect gift for Zach but not for a slightly obsessive-compulsive, rule-following, recovering perfectionist like me. I'm not sure I can handle the pressure of the tree.

So now we watch and wait. Daily I am observing the Chia, looking for signs of life. Already, those signs are there. Tiny sprouts shooting from tiny seeds. Clinging to the terra cotta tree, trying to grow green and lush in 2-3 weeks' time.

I hope you haven't read this far waiting for insight or at least a clever analogy. The Chia is many things but it is not inspirational. I'm just wondering how much interest our Chia tree will generate and if you all will be checking back for growth updates. And if you will be anxiously awaiting a posted photo of the full-grown Chia tree topped with the color-changing star.



So, will you be following the Chia tree's progress? Will you be adding a Chia tree to your wish list?

5 comments:

  1. I admit, I was always fascinated by Chia Pets as a kid. And now, given my lack of a Christmas tree at home, I am feeling rather tempted to make a pilgrimage to Walmart to see if they have any of these in stock...

    In the meantime, yes, please keep us posted on the growth of your very own Chia Tree!

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  2. I've always wondered if those things actually work! Christina I can totally identify with you on the whole pefectionist thing! I am eat up with it!

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  3. Oh my gosh, I misspelled perfectionist! See what I mean!

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  4. Kristen- this is our first Chia and I can tell you that it is not looking as pictured on the box. Update coming soon.

    Jamey- I've lost sleep over mis-spelling a word in the comments section. I feel your pain. Check back for a Chia update and we'll all see if these things actually work.

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  5. Christina and Jamey, life is two short too b worryed about mispeled words! Yes, post updates on the chia tree, pleeeeeese!!!!!

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